THERE’S NO USE splattering on the lipstick. When you count the years to Ulster’s last trophy, the double figures squeal like a pig.
While the northern province have always made themselves particularly tough opposition at home and a regular challenger for trophies, coming closer in some years than others, when the honour roll is called, the gap since 2006 is a painful one.
Rory Best celebrates behind Justin Harrison as he lifts the trophy in 2006. Source: Ben Evans/Huw Evans Agency
If they prove unable to upset Glasgow in next weekend’s Pro14 semi-final in Scotstoun, the wait will tick beyond 13 years since a bright young crop with a quietly intelligent coach snapped up a Celtic League success.
Given that he has gone on to achieve so much and mold such quality with Saracens over the past decade, it might just feel a lifetime ago for Mark McCall.
For Rory Best, some stand-out glorious moments are crystalised in his memory, but more of it is a bygone haze.
“I still remember David Humphreys hitting the drop-goal for us to win that league,” the Ulster captain offers, the name of retired team-mates and even defunct clubs underlining the shifting sands of time.
“We beat Borders well at home and had a couple of injuries on the run-in, but it’s hard to remember it’s so long ago.”
Behind the unquestionable talent of the out-half, the excellent 23-year-old hooker, wings in the shape of Tommy Bowe and Andrew Trimble with the peroxide-blonde Paddy Wallace inside, Ulster also had a gem of a coach.
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Perhaps the second-place finish two years earlier, or even the Heineken Cup in 1999, counted against McCall in the wake of his triumph, however. After his title win in ’06, he ended up walking away with Ulster at the bottom of the table early in the 2007/8 season.
“He was a great coach,” says Best unequivocally, before looking back and lamenting that a homegrown coach in his 30s was not provided more structural support.
McCall and Best at training in Newforge in 2007. Source: Darren Kidd
“Everyone now is doing three-four-five-phase plays, but he was one of the first – at least that I worked under – who brought that in. We potentially didn’t have the best team in terms of individuals, but we were very organised.
“We played to our strengths and tactically we were a bit ahead of where a lot of teams were at that point. Mark has gone on to show how good a coach he is.
“Obviously, it’s worked out well for him, it’s worked out well for us because we’ve got Dan (McFarland).
“He’s a good guy and a good coach, that season was a good year.”
McCall with the Champions Cup after Saracens’ 2016 final win over Racing. Source: Dan Sheridan/INPHO
Best doesn’t slip into wistful sliding-door theories of what might have been possible with a tweak here and there to extend McCall’s time at home. Instead, he can see similar qualities shared between the squad which worked for McCall and the current crop boasting far fewer superstars, for now, than many iterations of Ulster in between.
“Probably one of the big things from that team was we didn’t know when we were beaten. We had a real… we won games in the last 10 minutes that we had no right to win. You pick up a couple of points here and there and those points proved (crucial), it allowed us to go into that last weekend not needing five points.”
“There are a lot of similarities. Especially if you look at our results at the start of the season. We were trying to combine a few things, Dan was only recently in and there was a bit of turnover of players.